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Raven's Log
Stardate: 12.4.04
Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, 'Would you like another?' He says, 'I think not,' and immediately, he disappears - BWAHAHAHA
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Raven's Log
Stardate: 11.04.04
"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you get what you need." - Mick Jagger; written for Marianne Faithful, his then-girlfriend, as their relationship was falling apart due to her addiction. She couldn't get what she wanted, which was the relationship, but she got what she needed, which was the heroin.
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Raven's Log
Stardate 9.16.04
"The world is not made for people cursed with self-awareness." - Susan Sarandon from Bull Durham.
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Raven's Log
Stardate: 8.16.04
Only 23 more shopping days til my birthday. Glenn Gilberti has promised me a surprise birthday party. I hope the surprise isn't that there is no party.
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Raven's Log
Stardate: 3.24.04
Listening to Simon Diamond drone on about his pathetic attempts to impress me with his Al Bundy-like recollection of his star baseball years in college.
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Disco's Log
Stardate: 3.18.04
[Substituting for Raven while he drives]
"This better be good." - Raven
4:45 pm on I-24 east just outside Chattanooga, Tennessee, also known as Darwin's Waiting Room.
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Raven's Log
Stardate 2.28.04
In a broken seat on a Delta plane on my way to Bumf@#k, Wisconsin and I am really cheesed off (ha ha - hoo hoo, that was rich).
After writing a serious interview with a world class athlete in my last journal, it is time for something more educational. Last journal entry, everyone's I.Q., except Glenn's, dropped at least 13 points, this episode we will attempt to fill that void with knowledge.
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Raven's Log
Stardate 2.19.04
In a car heading south on 1-75, milemarker 293 with my close personal friend, Glenn Gilbertti, who is, in clinical terms, "emotionally detached" and feels that the use of the word "personal" is redundant after the word "close."
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Raven's Log
Stardate: 2.09.04
I am in the Detroit airport as I ruminate on the fact that Detroit is the poor man's Jersey.
In an unprecedented stroke of serendipity, I was talking to a very sexy female at the Motor City Comicon about 4 months ago where I was one of the guests
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Raven's Log
Stardate: 1.23.04
11:20 eastern time
Clarification has become my mantra
Here's the deal, everyone can speculate or say I'm wrong, but I would venture 90% or more of the people who don't call me Raven, who call me Scott are just trying to be "oh, look how cool I am."
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Raven's Log
Stardate: 1.11.04
Waiting for baggage at Atlanta airport - where the f@#$ is it?
Pet peeve number 2: I cant type, or rather, I can't type for crap. My close personal friend, Bubsy
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Raven's Log
Stardate: 1.10.04 ... later
Hotel room after show, forehead won't stop bleeding, so I have the bandana tourniquet going.
Pet peeve number 1: fans that call me Scott instead of Raven. It's very disrespectful
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Raven's Log
Stardate: 1.10.04
Thumbs up my ass from boredom
I have to go to MLW tonight, but there is nothing on TV while I lounge about in my hotel room. I watched the movie "Cheaters." Ugh. There really is, to quote Bruce Springsteen, "57 channels and nothin' on." Now for today's sermon.
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Raven's Log
Stardate: 1.7.04
Milemarker 185 on Highway I-24 in Tennessee, Watts is asleep.
Everyone is entitled to an opinion. My point is; a critic should be held to a higher standard because of his position of power. The sport of wrestling is based on getting fan reaction to such extremes that people will buy tickets to see the next show
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Supplemental Raven's Log
Stardate:1.02.04
12:21 a.m. in front of my computer reading responses to my most recent journal entry while sitting at my Waffle House kitchen table (yes, my kitchen table is a Waffle House table).
A glaring example of what I was speaking about in my previous journal entry (that's why this is titled supplemental) occurred in Queens. New York. Al Snow and I put on a forty-eight minute masterpiece
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