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Raven's Log
Stardate: 5.24.04
If being a moron was a crime, Disco would get the electric chair.
Today's topic. What can you do for me? I entertain you, you should do something in return (in addition to buying tickets which allows me to live a wealthy lifestyle). What could you do in return? You could:
a) Send money
b) If you're hot, send me nude photos (female only)
c) You could hustle your contacts and get me movie parts, celebrity snatch or stuff of that ilk.
If you choose not to comply, you are all fired. Granted, I don't pay you very much, but it's not like you're working that hard to begin with.
Observations: What makes the teflon stick to the pad? What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
I highly recommend the book, "Conversations with God." Also, the episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit! on the Bible. Fascinating stuff.
Don't forget the nude photos.
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