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Stardate: 6.19.04
Always pay attention to the man behind the curtain.


I would like to pose a challenge to my constituency: how about you attempt to think for yourselves? Some of you may already do so and some of you may not. It infuriates me that people only get opinions from others. They read something or hear something and instead of thinking, just recite it as if it were the gospel, instead of digesting the information and thinking, "is this something that makes sense or am I just repeating it because it sounds good?" Question everything, except me (I'm omniscient, of course). I can't believe how many people crapped on "Conversations with God" without actually seeing what it was about. How can you bury something that you have zero knowledge of? You can be an atheist and enjoy the book. Just ask Father James Mitchell, a close personal friend and atheist at large. If there is a god, and I hope there is, this is who I want as my god because, ultimately, I believe in free will, which would automatically nullify every religion where any sort of obedience is required etc etc etc.

As many of you know, I broke my rib in Orlando and, oddly enough, the doctor in the emergency room said more nude photos would help me recover faster. The female body is beautiful and is to be displayed naked for men to masturbate to. Unless of course they are gay, then hopefully they can get nude pictures of David Cassidy, who apparently is hung like a large giraffe. They say it's Uncle Miltie size. I believe I have just dated myself. No, that does not mean masturbation. I meant dating myself as in I'm showing my age. For my younger fans, Uncle Miltie was a famous transvestite comedian. Sort of like Eddie Izzard, except funny and famous.

The first issue of Identity Crisis is tremendous and actually lived up to the hype.

In the future, we will be having some guest postings from everyone's favorite demented atheist, Father James Mitchell; a man of such lewd and lascivious desires that to print them here would get the P.C. bandwagon rolling again, and I can hardly wait.

boobies boobies boobies.

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