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Raven's Log
Stardate: 12.24.04
"Ho Ho Hocakes, the ho's got to eat too."
OK, listen up you moronic bunch of assfaces. I cannot believe how much time and effort and typing was spent on trying to disprove my theory by using Benoit as an example. What are you, morons? That makes him an exception if you think he was a draw or it doesn't matter if you don't. It doesn't disprove anything. I gave you two examples of exceptions; that would be a potential third. It doesn't mean that there aren't others. That's why the word exceptions is plural, he said condescendingly. What a colossal waste of space and time. For arguments sake, let's say he was a draw.
That makes him an exception. Now, if you name 50 more people, you would have a point. Since you didn't, it either proves you were too stupid to realize one person does not a rule disprove, or you're arguing for the sake of arguing. If you are arguing for the sake of arguing, or even worse, picking an opposing view to mine just to be oppositional because you think it's cool, because you think it 'gets you over,' because I've stated I don't want sheep and so you want to argue to prove you are not sheep, don't; because its fucking annoying! Standing up to me will not get you over with me unless you have a valid argument, or point, and being that I am never ever wrong, the odds of this occuring are; well, lets say you are watching the news and the weather comes on, and the weatherman mentions something about a snowball in hell. Don't be abrasive to be abrasive. Be intelligent, be clever, be creative.
Do not be stupid. Pettiness, however, is encouraged as long as its not directed at me. I'm all for hating as well. Once again, as long as its not directed at the boss (me). An example of proper pettiness; Cori, it's time to change the giant picture of yourself that accompanies every posting you make.
I enjoy the postings, but the picture is getting to be annoying. NINRaven, that hockey player skating away is fucking stupid. Vic, nobody cares about Britney Spears when she was 12. Bobkool, I could give a rat's ass about Rudy Charles and his uncanny resemblance to Chip and Dale. And RavenzGyrl, do I really need to look at another picture of me with silly string on my face? Hugs and kisses.
I'd like to applaud Vic, I think he has done a great job for the most part of explaining my points when you morons misinterpret them. I finally caught up or am 85% caught up anyway and I thought he did a great job of explaining the auction item situation. If you don't like, dont buy. One man's junk is another man's gold. If we say one of a kind, it is. The leather pants, for example. The first pair were sold as one of only two pairs. So you knew the second pair were out there. We never said the 2nd pair wouldn't be sold, nor did we imply that. I'm extremely picky about things like that.
I refuse to say something is special unless it is actually that item. I won't go buy a Jane's Addiction t-shirt, cut off the sleeves, wash it thirty times and say its one I wore at ECW Arena because it isn't. I won't sell something that isn't the real deal, even though no one would know but me. Items that will never appear so dont ask:
- My ECW flannel
- Beulah's flannel
- My ECW boots
- My ECW leather jacket
However, the leather jacket I wore in New York I just found and that is up now. As far as promos go, I try to put promo notes up every so often if a promo rocks me.
You can say that makes the owners of previous promos less special, but i disagree. I look at it as song lyrics, not to compare myself to Robert Plant, but if I owned some paper he scratched out song lyrics on, I wouldn't give 2 shits if every other song he wrote, someone else had the lyrics too as well. If you don't like, don't buy and if it still bothers you, bend over and I'll give you a donkey punch.
Along those lines, not the donkey punch, I'm auctioning my ridiculous ring announcement notes from the Sabu benefit show. If you weren't at the show, get the DVD that will be coming out. Between me, The Franchise and Mick Foley's ga-ga and Sabu giving me the mandible claw, it was some of the most in-ring fun I've had in months, plus the money goes to a good cause, Sabu.
This, of course, brings me to my next point, I think I have some of the greatest most loyal fans in the world. However, that can cause problems in a match. For instance, in Detroit, at Sabu's show, it was determined that I would be the heel. However, the people really wanted to cheer me, so I had to work my ass off to get them to boo me. Eventually, between me. Mick and Shane, we were able to get 75% to turn against me, but unfortunately, the other 25% wouldn't turn. My loyal fans just refused to turn agsinst me. Guess what, though? I want you to boo me. We made me a heel and went against the grain because I'm a heel in TNA and TNA would like us to follow storylines at indie shows, so we obliged, plus I'd much rather be a heel anyway before anyone starts asking why.
On a side note, I'm glad regular poster, Envy, enjoyed my "extraordinarily fake 3 year old childlike rage and chagrin" at the mention of Johnny Polo. Anycrap, my point is, I know you'd really rather root me on and cheer for me, but when I'm a heel, boo as loud as you can. That will mean so much more to me than you cheering me as a heel. Sure, my ego goes "ooh, yay I'm cool," but it hurts the match and honestly, I love it more when you boo the crap out of me. You won't offend me, you can boo me tongue in cheek. It means a lot that you would cheer me no matter what, and if you want to cheer me, it's a free country and I want you to think for yourselves, but I'm sure that you can think of a creative way to cheer for me by booing me.
Hey assface, whoever called me that, it ain't that shitass Ryan Adams version of Wonderwall, you moron, you don't think I'm smart enough to go to a goddamn record store and look up every version they have before asking you nimrods for help? What a pretentious asswipe. The version I heard was on 96 Rock in Atlanta. It's been so long all I remember was that it was acoustic. I don't believe it was live, and it wasn't that queerbait Ryan Adams or that jackoff wrong brother singing, so bite me. Now if anybody knows what the fuck version I'm talking about, please explain it to me.
Odds and Ends
It totally sounds like a backpeddle by Guttman. I guess this means he's gonna bury me now, oh well.
I read everything I'm sent in the mail, so don't get your panties in a bunch. I don't throw shit in the garbage. However, I also don't listen to current music, unless there is nothing on the other stations I like. All I meant was, don't waste your valuable time making me a mix cd unless it's pre '97 and, if you are going to make me a mix cd, I'd like to know why I'm listening to each of these songs.
Donnie Darko: The Director's Cut; it's still a flaming piece of space crap. Endersm22, you can love it all you want, but its still asinine and I will tell you why. It made no sense because the rabbit that saves him is the reason he goes back and dies in the end, so there's really no reason to even have a movie. The end.
Donnie Darko can suck my dick.
P.S. I meant boo the heels, cheer the faces at indy shows, not major shows. Manubumb made me realize I was unclear in making my point. At major shows with lots of people, you can root for the San Diego Chicken. I just meant when there are only a few hundred at an indy show. Besides, there is nothing like a good tongue in cheek booing (whatever that is).
P.P.S. 962, my sister had a fucking seizure looking at that nuclear meltdown of a picture. If I had any idea who it was, I might be nauseous myself.
P.P.P.S. If you can't turn on your cognoscenti on Xmas Eve, who can you turn on, bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Quote the Grinch , eat my shorts.
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