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Raven's Log | Stardate whatever today is
Mars needs women
As of now, the contest is proceeding nicely and we have 2 strong frontrunners. Contrary to popular belief, it's not strictly about beauty. Its also about creativity and ingenuity, although, let's be honest, you're really a dark horse candidate if you don't find a way to make yourself sexually attractive. That may sound harsh, but then my sister could enter the contest if she was creative and ingenious and that would be wrong on so many levels.
The problem with most women is they fail to realize that there's always something sexually attractive about them. They're just too busy being insecure to find out what it is. There's beauty in flaw and imperfection. To use one of my favorite quotes, "scars are souvenirs you never lose."
So, instead of looking at your faults as faults, hide them and accentuate the strengths, much like Paul E. booked The Public Enemy. The world thought they were the single greatest tag team, but then opinions changed once they left ECW. Everyone is attractive in their own way, well, most everyone. I'm certainly not gonna bang whatever her name is from The Drew Carey Show, although, Drew Carey does owe me a favor because I saved him from Kane at the 2001 Royal Rumble. In fact, I tried to get him to book me on Who's Line Is It Anyway and the fat four-eyed bastard shot me down. So, whatever it was I said here today, blah blah blah blah blah.
I will have revenge on Drew Carey. Oh yes, I will.
P.S. Remember now, children, nobody has to enjoy what I like. I write it for me. So, if somebody decides they don't like it, there is no need to trash them unless you do it in a really clever, compelling entertaining way. Pettiness is only fun when it's funny. Although, how anyone could not have enjoyed the envy article is beyond me. In fact, between that and her pictures, she's one of the two front runners.
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