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raven's blog stardate | dec 31st 2008
well here we are folks, new years eve. this is the last hurrah of 2008, auld lang syne, resolutions central booking. there is a special term bandied about by we who have seen just a little to much action on the frontlines throughout history. we of course meaning the grunts of company D, with the D standing for drunks, . . . or is that druggies . . . . i never could remember . . . . or was it, that i didnt care.
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Raven's Blog | Stardate: December 21, 2008
i need to put up a blog, but i have been very busy, so instead of depriving my adoring public, as i have many times in the past, i am going to improvise. i will attempt to do two things at the same time.
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raven's blog | stardate december 8, 2008
today we will be discussing many things, most of them unimportant. we will discuss things frivolous, pointless, and ludicrous. case in point, the heat miser and the cold miser now have a new xmas special. basically the suits at the networks have finally realized what we in tv land knew all along; that these funky ass young brothers from the hood are money. of course you'd have to be stone cold tripping if you thought anything else. they are like walking greenbacks, a veritable atm if you will. they are as salt and pepa once ubiquitously said "in effect".
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Raven's Blog
Stardate: November 26, 2008
As I head to the chiropractor, I am dictating this to Vic, who is typing the words as I say them and they are appearing on his computer screen which will soon in turn end up on your computer screen. Cool.
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raven's blog stardate . . . uh, i'm not sure what the date is.
my calendar is buried under a mountain of paperwork b/c i have been under the weather with the flu. i hate the fucking flu. the flu can suck my dick. i had to fly to england and back and wrestle with the flu, it sucked. i also had to fly to england and back to wrestle, while i was the wrestling with the flu . . . no? nothing? . . . think about it . . . c'mon think about it . . . . no ? fuck you.
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ravens log stardate: 2 november 2008
today is two days before the first tuesday following the first monday of november which means its 2 days before election day. bush is a douche, mccain is also a douche, and the enemy of a douche is my friend, therefore barack obama is my friend. actually, i would vote for obama anyway. i think he is the kind of person our country needs right now.
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Raven's Blog | September 28, 2008
Ladies and Gentleman, here is the blog
first of all, hello, and welcome to the muppet show, yaaaaaaay.
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raven's log - august 27, 2008
sorry its taken me so long to write. i know i say that every blog, but what can i say, i am a combination, very busy, very lazy, procrastinating bastard. first off, lets give vic a big hand for the site update. it looks fucking great and he works his off. thank you vic for your hard work,
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Raven's Blog | June 15, 2008
i am in ireland and by gosh she's a lovely country. hot crowd last night. right now i am in an internet store waiting for the ring truck to show up. apparently it broke down. as soon as i am done this, the boss is gonna eat cereal, b/c the boss loves his cereal. ireland has pretty good cereal, but australia has the best.
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Raven's Blog | June 11, 2008
yes, i have been behind in my blogging, but believe it or not, i spent an hour and a half writing a blog, and the stupid hotel casino shut down and ate it. fucking bastard computer.
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raven's blog | may 19, 2008
whew, talk about crazy. yes i know, i owe everyone a blog or 6 and i apologize , but my schedule has been mad crazy. end of march i went to portugal to wrestle, then when to germany in april was home for a couple days and then went to australia and new zealand to wrestle and for a convention for 2 weeks. australia and new zealand, are by far the most beautiful places on the planet i have ever been to. if this sounds like i am writing this as fast as i can, its b/c i am; b/c i have to finish this, pack, and catch my flight to l.a. tomorrow.
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Raven's Blog | March 11, 2008
School of Raven (yes, we are really going ahead with it)
i am planning to start my wrestling school on may 6 in conjunction with gcw. we will begin training at the columbus ga. training center and hopefully be moving to atlanta as things progress. i will be hands on, 100% if anyone is worried. i will also have johnny swinger helping me train people, and if i didnt think highly enough of him, he wouldnt be doing it.
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Raven's Log | March 5, 2008
As far as the wrestling school goes, what is interesting is last year when we floated the idea, we had about 30 or 40 definite people.
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Raven's Log | February 5, 2008
Aaaahhh, . . . . . . . the following is in regards to my little bitch fight with Last Wave. After listening to all the blather , ruckus, insanity, and jibber-jabber, I am inclined to say that . . . . . who am I kidding, I really only got through like 2 and 1/2 pages before I tapped out like morse code. The shit's no clearer now than it was a week ago. I was waiting for examples of my friend Charlie's alleged shit behavior, and instead I got . . . I dont know what I got. So cheating I did, and I cut to the last page or two where I saw stuff like, "well now that we've shown proof of Charlie's racism and what have you" and I was( in my best inner Brit Brit voice) like oh my God, I am not wading back into that mess. Then I started screaming in a british accent, and was visited by that mean ol' dick, Dr Phil. What's his last name, McCracken, b/c he was trying to Phil McCracken, bwahahahahaha. Get it? C'mon Phil McCracken, Fill My Crack in . . . . . is this thing on?
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Raven's Log | january 15, 2008
the bard, brit brit, bacon, and a brou-haha, in that particular order
i have never met last wave and the only reason that he was a moderator is that vic picked him, (and that i put zero effort forth to say yay, or nay,). last wave feels slighted for being outed, and is very defensive, in fact a wee bit too defensive. as the great bard once said, methinks, he does protest to much, except with an olde english accent. that good people, is his perogative. not unlike brit brit's. brit brit's perogative was to rape bobby brown's monster hit before showing her pantyless hoo-hah on a nightly basis.
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raven's blog | january 10, 2008
The following is the blog, there are grammatical mistakes, run-on sentences, dangling participles, misspelled words(not b/c I cant spell, I can, in fact I am a ferocious speller, but due to poor typing skills), capitalization errors, and general all around bad English. Tough shit. I will endeavor to put these out much more regularly, and you will read them as I write them. No editing. Just Raven. Ahem, just Boss, and without further adieu,
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