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Raven's Log | February 5, 2008
Aaaahhh, . . . . . . . the following is in regards to my little bitch fight with Last Wave. After listening to all the blather , ruckus, insanity, and jibber-jabber, I am inclined to say that . . . . . who am I kidding, I really only got through like 2 and 1/2 pages before I tapped out like morse code. The shit's no clearer now than it was a week ago. I was waiting for examples of my friend Charlie's alleged shit behavior, and instead I got . . . I dont know what I got. So cheating I did, and I cut to the last page or two where I saw stuff like, "well now that we've shown proof of Charlie's racism and what have you" and I was( in my best inner Brit Brit voice) like oh my God, I am not wading back into that mess. Then I started screaming in a british accent, and was visited by that mean ol' dick, Dr Phil. What's his last name, McCracken, b/c he was trying to Phil McCracken, bwahahahahaha. Get it? C'mon Phil McCracken, Fill My Crack in . . . . . is this thing on?
Anyway I have way to many important things to do, like make fun of Disco, and write nonsensical, stream of consciousness blogs, than to actually read another 26 pages of Rashomon like correspondence. Therefore I have decided to use my executive veto power and erase the whole thing like a bad case of Dallas(I will start having an editor's note for references unclear to the cognoscenti. Fuck it, you can use wikipedia just like the rest of us).
Here's what I propose, we all calm down, I may have jumped off half cocked, but Last Wave is a dick . . . just kidding. Honestly, here's what I propose. Send me privately what you feel I need to seeLast Wave, and publicly, I'll apologize if its warranted. I want free thought and I hate censorship. I prefer people act responsibly and I maintain we should try to get along. If we cant, and must be insulting, at least be funny. If you arent qualified, then you lose. Them's the grapes folks.
I want this this site to be funny, intelligent, and off topic. Off topic entertains me, when its funny. When it's not funny, people should be kicked in the balls, b/cthat is always funny. I'm gonna miss my bitch fight. Ok, new rule, I can start bitch fights but no one else can, so Thbptt !!!
I am now writing a wrestling column for someone. (How's that for advertising)
I am for foosball, against air hockey, for ping pong, and against cheetos. I am a huge mark for dangling participles, piss poor syntax, and for shit grammatical structure but I abhor poor spelling and vocabulary (at least envy will join me in not pledging allegiance to sentence structure). I also will neither confirm nor deny anything concerning my dealings with Tna.
If anyone is unhappy that I am not on Tv, then buy a station and hire me.
Last but not least is the following.
I am now now officially beginning the search for a building to house a wrestling school. Last year's thread was strictly a thread to garner interest(and perhaps Jennifer Garner) and should not have been misconstrued that I was starting a school at that time.
However, now I am definitely interested. I need definite feedback on who is definitely interested to definitely begin training. I also need to know who definitely has the money to train.The school will definitely be somewhere in the Atlanta or Columbus, GA areas, but more than likely in Atlanta, however that is not definite. Hopefully, nay, definitely, we will find a building in the next month or so. The tuition will definitely be around five grand, plus or minus a grand; the plus or minus motivated by building rental costs.
Training would probably average 3 days a week and i will generally be attending all 3. I will also have Johnny Swinger there to help me train students, so most of the time there will be 2 people there to give you much more of a hands on feel. I would not have anyone train someone under my name if I didnt think they were more than qualified. Remember, its my name, and I am very protective of that.
The school will be broken down into semesters. Each semester being 4 months. After passing the first four months, one can then sign up for the advanced class. There will probably be a 3rd and final experts class. Tuition would probably be broken down this way:
- 1/2 up front
- monthly installments
-you miss installments, you miss class
-as soon as you pay up, you are right back in
-since classes should be going year round, and each individual will make different progress, it wont matter if you miss a month, b/c everyone will be worked with indivdually yet within the group and at their own pace.
There would be a 15% discount off the tuition cost if full payment is made up front.
This endeavor will hopefully get off the ground by the end of March. The 2 points that will expedite this:
1) rapid response by the potential enrollee and 2) the clearing of the enrollee's potential funds.
Send initial comments to this thread only if you're quite serious and send resume and a picture to the P.O. Box listed as well as information on your financial situation to:
RAVEN
Door 513
4355 J. Cobb Parkway
Atlanta, GA 30339
Managers, females, referees as well as armchair bookers who only wish to learn psychology are all welcome.
Training will include all the basics, learning how to bump, how to sell, how to cut a promo, create a character and prepare you to work and have a passable match with anyone, even Van Hammer. Just kidding, I'm not a miracle worker. Actually, I am, and you will.
- the Boss
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