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RAVEN'S BLOG | February 25 2009

thank you vic, my main man. this is easy. i used to have to do all kinds of crazy crap to write a blog. ok, it wasnt crazy crap, but i would have to dictate to someone, b/c i couldnt type, then they (meaning vic) would have to mail it back b/c i am anal and i had to make sure there were no mistakes, and of course then i would want to add more content, then get it back to him b/c i didnt want to be bothered with figuring out which complex algorhythms to put into the computer to get it to display. next thing you know, its the winter solstice
all that, and i got a hard enough time trying to spell algorithim, and i am a damn good speller, but apparently algof@#king stupid word is my kryptonite, so my ego is ready to rear naked choke the stupid red underliner dude who hides in the computer and is stupidly red underlining words that are spelled incorrectly, the little bastard. if that werent enough, i'll be lucky to see again after watching what was more than an inconvenient truth as the former vice presidential tree-meister dance his ass off to the go-go rock funk of, wait for it . . . . AlGore-rhythms !!!
wow, i think i drove all over the neighborhood just to end up back in my garage. did you not see that joke hailing a cab down 6th avenue?
i figure all i gotta do is get in the habit with these blogs, more short, more sweet, more often and yes more wrestling i figured this is better than nothing. let me know. also, if it were technically possible (b/c i have absolutely no idea, i am effectively going into the computer age with the mentality, if i dont get a flying car, i dont give a flying f@#k), would you my cognoscenti be interested in a live wrestling seminar online; the same as the kind i give on the road. that way, i can pass on knowledge to wanna be wrestlers, and to smart fans so they'll learn more, and be better informed. of course if we include the smart fans, we shouldnt exclude the dumb fans. wanna be wrestlers, you know who you are, and smart fans you think you know who you are, bless your heart, and dumb fans, nuff said.
i gotta go watch damages and the beast
i recommend that everyone listen to sirius channel 7, the seventies. a finer decade for music, there never will be. hey if saturn's favorite cd can be grease, i can like the 70's.
as i say goodbye, imagine in your heads what i'm listening to, peter frampton live singing "do you feel like we do" . . . or dont.

RAVEN'S BLOG | February 4 2009

Raven's Blog | Stardate February 4, 2009

first off apologies for taking a month between blogs. i gotta just write more short ones and less long ones. but that is my cross, ah, err . . . my um . . . jewish star to bear. last time i used a cross, i had to come out and give a half hearted highly insincere apology and well . . if you know the story, you know the story, and if you dont, well normally i would go into it but that is how these things go off the rails, and next thing you know we are discussing my (fill in the blank) even though the blog was about (use a noun).

RAVEN'S BLOG | January 1 2009

raven's blog stardate dec 31st 2008

well here we are folks, new years eve. this is the last hurrah of 2008, auld lang syne, resolutions central booking. there is a special term bandied about by we who have seen just a little to much action on the frontlines throughout history. we of course meaning the grunts of company D, with the D standing for drunks, . . . or is that druggies . . . . i never could remember . . . . or was it, that i didnt care.

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