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They said I need to write something and I'm not sure what to write. So this will be my semi-irregular diary? …. journal? …. whatever.
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Raven's Log
Stardate November 9, 2003
I wrestled Jim Mitchell (Vandenberg) in his first match on Wednesday (November 5). I feel it was the single greatest first match that I have ever seen. Granted, I'm partial because I was in it but nevertheless that fat bald bastard did okay.
Vandy was terrified … probably as close as you can come to shitting yourself without actually needing Depends. However, Vandy came through and was brilliant. It was a much better performance than the time he scalped me on TNA in the hair vs hair match. Out of sheer nervousness, he held the clippers upside-down and nearly beheaded me.
I guess he felt that if he had to go through life with severe male pattern baldness, he was going to make sure my hair never grew back as well.
I'm extremely lazy, so my writings for this website will come as frequently (or infrequently) as my lazy ass will allow. I will probably review movies, women and anything else I can think of. I am a severely opinionated social critic and have no problem burying anything or anyone.
Well, so much for my first writing.
(Obviously it is no longer November 9th but we are a little slow here at TheRavenEffect.com)
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